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I am a Photo Manipulator
Jessica Whitehead
21/Female/South Africa
Why I Am Here
- To herd llamas
- To be a dAmn addict
- To become a better artist
Last Visit: 44 minutes ago
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Moo d.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Go to the fitting rooms with a packet of condoms and say you would like to fit it.
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Nice gallery btw =]
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"Art and Pizza."
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we keep it real.
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This Ad Space for Rent.
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Jonathan Wong |artofwong.com
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Visit:
*Ex-po-zure | [link]
~zocafx | [link]
=WM-Studios | [link]
if i were you i wouldnt click the links on the right.
could you buy me a subscription
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Smirap Designs
well thank you
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rodier-kid.com
depthCore
wooot dude very nice stuffs
i love it!!!!!!
*Stay true*
~Ashton K~
check out my latest piece:
[link]
Greets
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Wanna see my first Artistic NUDE? Click here--->[link]
Dying while givin' head SUCKS!!!
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mind to share??>>>
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Much love for adding me to your watch
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my art account *away-with-the-fae
My photography account ~fae-photography
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SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT!!!
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